You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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