So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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