I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Randomize
