your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
