You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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