Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
