after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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