Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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