People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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