Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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