32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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