He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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