Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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