Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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