Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
