You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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