shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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