It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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