Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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