fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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