: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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