Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I need to stop coming to work sober
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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