I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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