the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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