So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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