I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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