Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Someone signed my nipple.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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