How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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