im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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