i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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