I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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