Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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