i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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