I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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