why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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