Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He felt like a one man threesome
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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