I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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