Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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