put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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