He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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