I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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