I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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