just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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