Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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