so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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