BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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