i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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