I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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