Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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