when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Please, let me fuck your mom
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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