he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
why is half of my head shaved?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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