You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Are my feet made of real feet?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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