you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
